If you find it hard to say goodbye
try putting on a silly voice.
Say, “bahhhh”, or “bi-eeeee”.
Practise and soon no one
will be able to tell the difference.
Ping Pang Pong
Uncles cared for me
while Mom attended
Walk to work
The moon was still high
up in the sky this morning.
Big flip of the bird.
Just me and some cars.
A speed camera,
the love hotel will always be something.
whatever costume you want me in, order it in,
ill barely move. I’ll dip my fingers in bath water
lazily feeling fucked and not that horny.
when you go to the plastic bag of beers
for the sixth time, you’ll say something about my
breasts and how they do not fill up that dress
you like and you’ll be talking and you’ll be talking
and you’ll be talking or something.
How not to be a man
Wear your jumpers as pants, even privately.
Worse still, wear your girlfriend’s clothes,
any of your girlfriend’s clothes, no excuses. Continue reading
My boyfriend is grinning at me.
I want to say to him ‘you look psychotic’
I want to say to him ‘I think we should break up’
‘I think we should break up because you are a PC user, our values are conflicting’